
Here are 52 tweets (minus URLs) I collected in a 24 hour period recently. They were chosen for the elitist rationale of a dislike for other people’s obsessions. Many are obviously click-bait. Most display interests which I do not share with the authors or with some target audience
If the tweets have been selected non-randomly through some Twitter Bot, there is something going seriously wrong with the algorithm. The tweets are listed in the order in which I came across them, rather than in some kind of league table of level of nausea they produced. I have added a few comments which occurred to me and which stopped me getting too dispirited in my self-appointed task. I have retained some idiosyncratic grammar of the original tweets. On a recount, the number came to 53, which seems like a trifling discrepancy probably unconnected with intervention by a foreign government.
What happened when a man pulled a long hair from a pimple
Anything shocking about what a man sees in a photograph of his wife
Anything shocking about what a wife sees in a photograph of her husband
What putting vapor rub in your ear on a cotton bud overnight will do to you
What eating three bananas a day for a month will do to you
What happens next after letting your baby sleep with a very large dog/snake/combine harvester/blue whale
When someone puts socks on their wipers
When someone votes for Trump then discovers something shocking in his grits
When someone works out the manufacturing cost of an iPhone 7
Quiz telling me how dirty my mind really is
Picture of a man of eighty who hasn’t showered in sixty years
Picture of a man of sixty who hasn’t showered for eighty years
When a man takes a closer look at his wife doing something and is shocked to see…
When a Russian injects his semen into an egg (doesn’t say what kind) with shocking results
What Princess Diana might have looked like today
What any former celeb looks like today
How buying 100,000 twitter followers will change my life
What doctors revealed about strange marks on a son coming home after a party
Insane nail hacks
Twenty awesome things you would never believe happen without photographic evidence

Twenty awesome things you would never believe happen even with photographic evidence
What happens when you rub stuff on to your face\anywhere else
Quickest and heartiest way to get rid of bad breath\bad neighbors\bad thoughts
Ways to cool down my burning tongue\burning anywhere
What amazing thing happens when you press your forefinger for sixty seconds
See what happened to a painful bubble on her skin which continued to grow
The best and easy way to get rid of blackheads
Eight craziest things to come out of the human body
Fatal Selfies taken just before death that will give me goose bumps
Things to do to my penis so I won’t need Viagra
The something miraculous which happens if you put an onion in your ear over night
What you shouldn’t let grow out of your nose
Perfect response on Facebook to rude woman calling you a “dirty biker”
Instagram star with 70 inch booty shares video to silence haters who cry photoshop (took a while to translate, but still no thanks)
Baking power has miraculous powers to cure diseases, it even whitens teeth
The simplest way to remove blackhead and get a glowing face
After losing forty five pounds this guy played the most epic prank on his parents. (Did he crawl in the cat flap with a sub machine gun?)
Book Review WET DADDY
Girl proves that big boobs are useful

Bizarre photos that will make you say WTF
How to Get Rid of Cysts without Surgery with these Simple Tricks. Goodbye Cyst
Man Wants To Be Buried Like A Pharaoh. But His Wife Has …
This Is What Those Weird White Dots On Your Face Mean
Men Can Have Superpowers Right Away. Amazing Ways To Become Extraordinary (next tweet about women?)
If You Put A Clothespin On Your Earlobe For 5 Seconds, This Is The Incredible Effect
It’s Very Simple! Learn To Pop A Pimple Without Leaving A Scar
People Come From All Over The World To Cuddle 500 Kitties At This Cat Sanctuary
Disgusting Medical Treatments That Could Save Your Life
Get Rid Of Inhalers! This Miraculous Juice Will Totally Cure Asthma Attacks
“The one thing that could improve the health of all Canadians”, see Dr. Danielle Martin’s fine new book.
Dirtiest Parts Of Our Body. Mouth May Be One Of The Grossest Thing Of Our Body
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Nigel Slater’s chipolata and cranberry batter pudding recipe
For the serious-minded media studies student
There is a promising research topic here. Talk with your tutors about Research design, qualitative research methods, saturation of constructs, research questions.